Right Code, Wrong Code

Ever heard of San Marino? Possibly. For those of you out there who do not know, San Marino is one of those odd states within a state, a little like the Isle of Man or Andorra.

As the famous location of the TT races once was, San Marino remains something of a tax haven. Indeed, such places often attract the attention of certain businessmen who need somewhere to wash their ill gotten gains.

I mentioned last Friday that an article would appear in Il Sole 24 Ore on yet another scandal about to hit Italy, however this time, the scandal involves, or so it would appear, not politicians overusing their mobiles, but a large proportion of Italy’s banks.

Just what were these banks allegedly up to? Well, it all boils down to codes, hence the title of this post.

In Italy there is a clever computer system called Gianos (generatore indici di anomalia per operazioni sospette) which monitors all financial operations and draws suspicious movements of money to the attention of the authorities.  While Gianos is clever, it is not clever enough to reconcile movements to which a legitimate code has been attached.  Fortunately, artificial intelligence appears to have been overseen by human intelligence, and someone somewhere cottoned on to the fact that things were maybe not completely in order.

Apparently, around 14 billion Euros had been transferred into the San Marino International Bank before Italian magistrate Fabio Di Vizio (Vizio = ‘vice’ in Italian…) of Forli was called in to to do his Sherlock stuff, and he and his team uncovered that in around 80% of cases, Italian banks had made mistakes regarding transaction codes.

Alarm bells rang, and Mario Draghi, the governor of the Bank of Italy sent a memo to all Italian banks stating that there appeared to be a higher than normal incidence of inaccurate transaction codes concerning transfers to San Marino.

Mr Draghi then wrote another little note, this time to San Marino. In this missive, he pointed out that, normally, security vans transporting sums of money into San Marino were required to declare just how much cash was crossing the border.  However, it transpires, no such declarations had been made.

I have it on authority that the sums that have been floating away over into San Marino are suspected to be much, much greater than the already substantial 14 billion Euros.

As to who should be exploiting the incapacity of Italian banks to use the correct codes, apparently fingers are slowly being pointed in the direction of another country which is also well known for well organised ‘businessmen’.

When more comes to light, I shall shed more light on this comedy of errors.

Antiberlusconism

‘Antiberlusconism’ is a term which is being bandied around more and more at the moment in Italy. It is almost as if quite a few Italians are starting to feel sorry for Italy’s much persecuted prime ministerial billionaire.

Should the long of the law ever manage to catch up with Silvio, he’ll probably achieve a form of martyrdom. At least this is the impression I’m starting to get. One wonders whether Berlusconi bashing is destined to become something of a minority sport.

I suppose people are right to consign such a sordid activity to the annals of history, I mean, just what is wrong with a prime minister who passes legislation which conveniently blocks a case brought against him. And who cares if he ends all that pesky telephone tapping? What’s wrong with helping out your friends?

Let’s not forget that passing a law which guarantees immunity from prosecution while someone holds high public office, such as prime minister, is a pretty normal thing to do, especially when such person has such a squeaky clean slate. It’s just the sort of thing any of us would do if we had been voted into power, now isn’t it?

So the man is exerting just about total control over the country’s media. So what? Where’s the problem? This is all part of a normal democracy. As is putting the army on the streets to maintain law and order, when the law enforcement authorities have most probably had their resources cut back so much so as to avoid their interfering with cases that really are none of their business. Anyway, everyone who has anything to do with the law in Italy is a commie, as we all know.

When all’s said and done, Berlusconi is doing great things for the Living Museum. After all, at least his businesses, particularly the TV arms, produce wonderful programs such as Studio Aperto, and support top class journalists such as Emilio Fede. All those who work for Berlusconi businesses will keep paying their mortgages too, so everything is hunky dory.

Let’s have a ‘Be Nice to Berlusco’ week. I’m sure Beppe Grillo would be more than happy to take part. Di Pietro will be more than happy to join in too, and bake a big cake, as he is bound to accept that Italy simply does not need values. As for morals, such as honesty, well, Pope Benedict will take care of that side of things, as the RC crutch always has done. No worries.

Over to you my dear readers, tell me all those other nice things I can say about Italy’s beleaguered leader. Time to turn ‘antiberlusconism’ into ‘proberlusconism’. Once and for all.

Oh, and I’m now taking orders for all those ‘I Luv Berlusco’ badges which I’m having made. Let me know if you want one, or even two.

Di Pietro Nil, Berlusconi Won

One Italian politician has had the guts to stand up and say in no uncertain terms that Berlusconi, who promised to represert the interests of the Italian people, is making passing parliamentary time passing Berlusconi protection laws. Such laws are not really in the interests of Italy’s people, unless, that is, such people happen to have a first name like ‘Silvio’ and possess ‘Berlusconi’ as a surname.

Yet, despite Di Pietro having pointed out what is to most Italians, excuse the vulgarity, bloody obvious, Italy’s only honest politician is taking an enormous amount of flack from Berlusconi’s cronies.  Mr Di Pietro is being accused of vulgarity, insulting behaviour, and of, shock horror, bringing down the tone of Italian politics.

Voice of reason nil, voices of cronyism won. And Italy keeps bumbling along.

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