Koda the bear, again

January 12, 2005 · Filed Under Our dog · 4 Comments

If , like me, you happen to have very young children, you may well have come across ‘Brother Bear’ as it is called in English, or ‘Koda: Fratello Orso” as the film is entitled here in Italy. I say film, but really it is a long cartoon.

The story, for those of you who have not had the pleasure of seeing this Disney film is basically about an Indian who gets transformed into a bear after having killed another bear. While this Indian is a bear, he meets, highly coincidentally, another bear, a little bear. This (little) bear, as bears often do, in films anyway, has a name and it is Koda. Koda is the first bear I have ever seen wearing lipstick. I suspect that he will also be the last. If you have seen the film, you may have noticed the lipstick, well, I think it is lipstick. It certainly looks as if it is. Moving quickly on from the little bear’s makeup, I have to say that our 20 month old loves it, the film that is, not the bear’s makeup, just in case you were getting a little confused. He cannot get enough of the film. At 8 this morning and yesterday morning, while his parents where slowly and drowsily getting ready for work, the little chap was having his daily dose of the lipsticked bear. I hasten to add that neither my better half , nor I are responsible for sticking our kid in front of the telly, honestly. The little fellow got the video out and inserted it into the VCR, well he tried to, until his mum seeing what he was up to, put the video in properly and switched on the telly. Result: one happy little bunny. I think it would be accurate to say that he is a Koda addict.

We finally prized the little one away from his place on the sofa to get him ready for his day nursery, although he kept popping back, between layers of winter clothing, to check on progress. When he finally left the house, I switched of the VCR and the house was Koda free. However, the saga does not end there.

I picked up Bapoo, as we call him, can’t remember how he earnt this nickname, at 5:30 after he had had a hard day at the nursery. Well, he did look tired. Then after picking up my laptop from where I had left it earlier on in the day, intentionally, before you start asking, and struggling along with two bags and a baby in a pushchair, we finally arrived at home. And guess what I was watching within five minutes, or less, of getting in? Koda, again. Only now, I’ve seen the film so many times, that I don’t even notice the lipstick anymore.

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Italian temperatures and Umbrellas

January 12, 2005 · Filed Under Life in Italy · Comment

Nope, this entry is not going to be about the weather here in Italy. It’s about thermometers. Every house in Italy has got at least one of the things, or so it would seem.

I regularly hear that someone has had a day off because they had a high temperature or fever - ‘febbre’ in Italian. Gave me the impression initially that Italy was full of exotic diseases, until I got the dictionary out and discovered that ‘ho la febbre’ means I have a temperature.

Now, for those of you who are not into taking your temperature regularly, the body seems to operate at around 37°C, although mine seems to hum along quite nicely at 35.3ish°C for some obscure reason. Italians do seem to be a little obsessed with their body temperatures. I mean before I got here, back in the UK, I didn’t even own one of the things, so I never knew whether I had a temperature or even the correct temperature.

When I was young, I vaguely remember my mum brandishing a thermometer when I had measles or some other kiddy ailment, then I grew up, left home and thermometers did not even cross my mind. Then I came to Italy and, amongst other things, got caught up in thermometer culture. We’ve got this Mickey Mouse digital thermometer for our sprog and I will admit to having used it on more than one occasion.

Mysterious ailments do seem to abound here, for example there is the ‘cervicale’, which as far as I can make out is a sort of neck ache, the existence of which, of course, sends the sufferer dashing for the nearest thermometer, I imagine.

Next, you have ‘colpa d’aria’, if I have spelt that right, which I think is a chill, and which, the doctors out there should correct me if I’m wrong on this one, is not really a classified medical ailment, unlike a cold for example, which is technically a viral infection, as I understand it. However, having said this, our paediatrician did actually suggest that our little one may have been affected by one of these dreaded, thermometer inducing, ‘colpa d’aria’.

Is this really a comment that a fully qualified Doc should be making? I’m not too sure personally. A more doctory comment would have been something like ‘he has caught a virus’ or something similar.

A brief aside, here in Italy all children are assigned their own special doctor - a personal pediatrician who you have to go and see when the little one is not too well. Once they get older, they can go and see a, er, normal doctor. Back in the UK, paediatricians were reserved for specialist opinions and not for everyday consultation.

Our Italian pediatrician, I have to say, is a wonderful person and very human and down to earth. Back on track, another mysterious ailment is connected to digestive problems and these can also lead to a day off work. Apparently, eating the wrong combination of certain foods can play havoc with your digestion. My other half is rather prone to these problems, as is her mother.

Maybe Italian food is not as great as its cut out to be, you may be moved to comment. I could be wrong here, but I’m pretty certain that English people are not as prone to the same illnesses that hit the Italian population regularly.

There is other evidence that Italians are a sensitive race, too. As we all know, Italians love clothes and in winter they put most of them on. As soon as the season officially changes, or so it would seem, everybody puts on a heavy coat, even while driving, a scarf, and more often than not a pair of gloves. I have not even dug my scarf out yet this year and don’t even know where my gloves are. But then I am a cold northern European, in more ways than one, or so it would seem.

One thing which does get me is that I use an umbrella here much more than I ever did in the UK. This is strange seeing as everyone knows that the rain falls incessantly in the British Isles.

Why ever would someone in Italy need to use an umbrella so much? Well, it’s the type of rain you get here. When it does rain here, and it does not do so very often, apart from during winter, it really rains, it pours, cats, dogs and elephants. The rain also lasts for longer periods.

Strange things happen here in Milan after a few hours of what I can only say must be something similar to a tropical downpour, the sort of thing that gives those forests in South America their name.

In Milan, roads explode when it rains, pavements collapse, cars get trapped, and blocks of flats become islands. OK, maybe I am exaggerating just a little, but the block of flat becoming an island was real.

On one occasion, I woke up to find my whole appartment block had become a mini-island which had been surrounded by water.

Another time, I actually had to take my shoes and socks off and wade across a flooded side road, climb over a railway embankment just to get myself home. The less adventurous onlookers were rather concerned for me, because they said the water was full of rats.

I did not see, or feel, one of the aforementioned rodents, but I did take my temperature as soon as I got home, just to be on the safe side.

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Tags: Culture, health, Italian, Italy, Life in Italy, temperatures, weather

Kind words

January 12, 2005 · Filed Under This blog · 2 Comments

OK, OK, it’s midnight here, and I should be heading for bed, but after reading the kind words Danny has written about my little blog in his my kind of honesty blog, I felt I should repay the compliment and provide a link to his fun-to-read entries. As I commented on his blog, his stuff made me chuckle a few times. So, maybe it will have the same effect on a few others out there. Go see it and you may like what he is talking about - and encourage him to keep on blogging.

I shall keep popping back to see how things are evolving.

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